It’s election year here too in Puerto Rico. Posters are up all around town. Each one makes me think of a senior photo headshot.
A fence outside our nighborhood
My neighbor told me Sra Evelyn is positioned to win. And apparently she’s my neighbor! Huh.
He’s got a minivan!
Those who have enough money slap their faces on the side of a vehicle. Also, why not blare your message from the HUGE speakers mounted on top of a truck? Everyone wants to hear it. Even while they are getting a massage.
But she has a guagua! (bus)
I don’t plan on voting, but if I did, I might have to vote for Evelyn. Because…laser beams are coming out of her head!
Laser beams!!!
I notice the laser beams now and say “Pew! Pew! Pew!” when we pass a poster…lol.