Nature is fighting us

The words Tropical Island usually conjure up images of beaches and mojitos, but I think what it really means (besides those things) is that  NATURE IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO TAKE OVER!!

Suddenly you’re in the bike lane???

You think when they paved this road originally it was two full lanes wide?

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My car is constantly being wapped by vines hanging into the road. And I twitch and move my head every time! Duh, I’m not in a convertible!

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The city does take measures to clear the roads. But nature grows so fast…

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I vertical lawn mower! cool! Cut those branches!

Hmm….how come everything grows but not my potted tomatoes?

 

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Zumba Puerto Rican style

The first year we lived here I didn’t exercise much. I was eager to get back into Zumba (and a health club) when the kids both went to school.
The Health Club of America in right near my house and offered Zumba classes at a convenient time. Score!
I’ve only done Zumba in Wisconsin and once in Atlanta. Zumba is a dance workout that is based on Latin and Portuguese rhythms. Many of the songs are in Spanish but also the routines are done to modern hits too.

What’s it like to Zumba it up in Latin America? Well..it’s fun.  and FRICKIN LOUD!!! No really, my water bottle was vibrating.  Aside from that, it’s the same.  With the loud music the instructor didn’t call out much during the dances.

The songs weren’t English modern hits, but I assume Spanish modern hits (I don’t know what’s a modern Spanish hit.  I recognize a few songs).  Whereas my instructors in Madison might throw in a Broadway inspired number or Timber, they strictly stick with the latin songs.  And once the lyrics happened to mention Puerto Rico and everyone cheered.  yay!

I just love dancing 🙂

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Museo del niños Carolina

We were headed to the east side of the island so I decided to make a stop at the Museo del Niño in Carolina. I heard it was better than the children’s museum in San Juan though. 

 

tornado

  

fire fighting

 Google maps led is right there! The parking lot is around the corner and you take a little guagua (bus) to the museum. 

   
 We needed two more hours there! We didn’t even get to the airplane outside. But I thought this museum held it’s own against the Betty Brinn children’s museum in Milwaukee. It was clean! It was well maintained, airy, inviting and up to date! It even entertained Trevor and I. 

 

does this Saturn make my butt look big?

  

building

 There were great science exhibits. Any one else have a kid who is obsessed with natural disasters? Volcanos, earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, meteor strikes. My son loves all that. This museum had a giant volcano in the middle. Score. 

   
 We’ll be back. I’m sure. 

we didn’t even have time to explore outside

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More funny pics

  
 

Strange tattoo

 

 

The biggest moth I’ve ever seen

  

uh. thanks

    

Don’t leave your phone in the car in Puerto Rico. just Don’t.

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Cross country solo

Trevor and I have been longing to get back into aviation for a while now. Now that the kids are older we probably could find some time to stay current, but so far Puerto Rico has seemed aloof in the plane rental arena. Our nearest airport in Mayaguez is practically a ghost town. The tower is all boarded up (it’s now an uncontrolled airport, which means the pilots make their own calls on the radio frequency), and there is no gas for sale there.

 Randomly on Facebook I saw an announcement for the first annual Festival Nacional de Aviacion! I was so excited! BUT – it was on the ONE weekend Trevor was away and it was in Humacao. On the east coast. The other side of the country. 2.5 hours of driving one way. I’m not opposed to long drives, but with a 3 and a 4 year old, you have to be mentally sturdy.  And have a helluva reason to make the drive.

Admittedly, we are spoiled in the airshow department.  Nearly every summer we drive a couple hours to the largest airshow in the USA. Of course I was not expecting that in Humacao, but I didn’t want to make the trek to see 5 airplanes, have no one to connect with and no food vendors.  I tried calling the airport but the guy didn’t understand my spanish but did confirm that there was an airshow.  Ok…progress.

Like most events, restaurants, and clubs in PR they had a Facebook page which offered more details.  It advertised 60 airplanes, parachutes, radio controlled planes, food carts, and booths of information. Just in case it was a bust, I looked at my Puerto Rico pinterest board for other options in the area.

My neighbor had a wagon I could borrow – LIFESAVER! Snacks, books, activity books packed, airplane tshirts on, tank full of gas. Highway 2 to Ponce and 52 North is such a pretty drive. We got to the Humacao airport around 11am.

 There were military people there herding people around.  The first guy told me the parking lot was full. The second guy I spoke with told me to head right into the lot. Found a spot!  Gracias a Dios for that wagon! It was a 5 minute walk to the show area. It was 95 degrees out.

 Well, it was fun.  Cute. I counted about 20 aircraft.  Two hangers were open, there were about 6 food charts (with non-fried options!!) A couple booths of flight schools who were located in San Juan. They rent! score!

 I met a pilot who owned a Piper Cub that he flew to Florida a lot.  I totally wanted to show off my Oshkosh tshirt, but I quit pointing it out to people when I saw how sweaty it was.  95 degree, remember? A lot of helicopters and taxiing aircraft produced significant propwash and peppered the whole crowd with dry grass.  That tasted good.

 Putting on an airshow (ok, lets just call this a fly-in because it wasn’t really an airshow) requires a ton of work. From volunteers, to making sure idiots don’t walk into taxiing aircraft (remember that guy in Indian Jones? with the propeller? yeah? ew.) to having emergency plans, local authority on board, food, and sufficient toilet facilities. If you actually have stunt aerobatics going on, you need fire and rescue available, an air marshal in control, the airspace officially restricted with the FAA in the area for the time of the show, and special permission from the FAA to fly lower that normally allowed. While this event didn’t necessitate the extra planning I just mentioned, it did take a lot of work.

 Two things I would improve on: people traffic flow.  We were forced to walk under and around wings and propellers to get to the hanger area.  Hard with a wagon. And two: mas banos por favor.  There were 4 pot-o-potties for about 300 people. I’m sure toilet paper ran out real fast.  And someday I would love to bring my future airplane here to display.  Except I would rope it off. People were putting their paws all over every plane.  I even saw a woman plop her kid right on top of the airplane engine cowling for a photo.

A Rebel Legion Star Wars club. love it.

Overall, I was glad we went.  Everythingthat could  have
gone wrong went right. When I asked my kids if they had fun they kinda just shrugged their shoulders.  I think my son was hoping for more gift shops and souvenirs.  haha  I hope they do this again next year.  I’d go again! Hey – I even got a photo on a local Facebook page! haha

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Sometimes I’m Sad

Sometimes I see old photos of our previous homes, with all the things we used to own. We sold SO MANY things to move to Puerto Rico. Art work, furniture we invested in with the intention of keeping for years and years, even bowls, toys and and winter clothes. At any moment they spark a longing to own them again.
It’s then that I remind myself that material things are replaceable. And that many of my old items went to friends and other good homes.

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My old double jogging stroller

Well, what else can you think? It was a decision we made, and one that we stuck to. Yes, I wish I had a few things back. But, with all things in life, there are comings and goings. Ebbs and flows. Even people come and go.  Our stuff can too.

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my purses at my rummage sale

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my 1960s coat

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More Puerto Rican Spanish

Tu sabe?

My high school Spanish teacher would’ve given me zero points if I put this on my homework. But today I heard it on the radio.  It is a combination of the formal and informal.

Puerto Ricans drop their S’s. Buenos días becomes buen dia. Gracias is gracia.

So I never know to use the formal or informal when talking to people and taking their lead is of no help. So, sorry everyone, you are all informal to me. Haha

 Here are some other funnies that made my tutor laugh:

1) You don’t ask “May I have water”. You have to ask “would you give me water” me podrías dar agua.  This one bugs me. I think they are two different questions.

2) Roller coasters are “Russian mountains” montaña rusa

3) upsidedown = mouth up boca arriba 

4) DJs don’t play music. They put it on. “The DJs put on this song during swing dances” Los DJs (yes they just say DJ in English) ponían está canción durante los bailes de swing. 

5) If you say, “My family went to the beach” it is not assumed that you went too! You have to say Mi familia y yo fuimos a la playa   Which just sounds bad in my head. My family and I we went to the beach. Bleh.

6) Did I write this one before? You don’t get exercise. You make it. Totally makes sense! Estoy haciendo mucho ejercicio. I am making a lot of exercise.  If we just ‘got’ exercise it would be a ton easier!

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Ice skating!!

I can’t believe I haven’t  written  about this before! We’ve been there a dozen times!  

 The only skating rink in the Caribbean is 45 minutes away from us in Aguadilla.   

Daddy likes leg hugs

 

Trevor helping our son

  
It’s a small rink with a lame zamboni but it’s cool and fun to share a little of our Wisconsin childhoods with our kids. Plus the only snow in Puerto Rico is right out the back door!

They rent skates but we are skating snobs and bring our own. Rental skates make you work twice as hard. Just ask all the Puert Ricans clutching the wall. Lol  

   
There’s a restaurant with slow service outside, but it’s hard to beat the views. Even when you go to the ladies loo you catch a glimpse of the ocean. Nice!   

 

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Cementerios

I’ve always had a thing for cemeteries. And taking photos in them (kinda like my thing about taking photos in bathrooms…love it!) It all started in Paris when I saw my first above-ground cemetery.  And I climbed all over it.

Cementerios are above ground here too! It just makes them extra cool.  And there are tall walls around them, so when I finally found an entrance and it was open, I dragged my family there.

trial velvet mochaThe day was so bright, and my kids were so squirrelish that they didn’t want to dramatically pose like I was envisioning. That’s ok, I suppose I shouldn’t be so morbid over people’s graves. trial velvet and blurAnyway, with both my kiddos now in school, some of my free time will be spent re-learning Photoshop and video editing.  So here are some preliminary shots that I had the lovely leisure time to doctor up today.  Enjoy.

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I would edit this differently next time

trial 2 trail 3 grit trial grit

I had grandiose ideas about this one, but I think I'd need to start with a different original photo.  This one doesn't lend itself to my idea very well.  It's a start.

I had grandiose ideas about this one, but I think I’d need to start with a different original photo. This one doesn’t lend itself to my idea very well. It’s a start.

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Buen Provecho

Saying Buen provecho to people eating food is like saying bon appetit in French. I thought it was like, “Enjoy your meal” like we’d say in English, but I looked online and a ‘very’ knowledgeable random dude on a forum said we could “think of this as a succinct way of saying “May this food be of good benefit to you.” It doesn’t in any way mean ‘enjoy your meal.’ ”

Well, okaaaay

  So my kids were already chowing down on their treats for a minute when this guy below glanced up, made eye contact with me and said, “Buen provecho”  Gracias dude!
People walk into the cafe and give a general “Buen provecho” to everyone there. If you’re eating at a sidewalk cafe outside, people will say it in passing. It’s so WEIRD but I love it!

Thanks for taking an interest in me and my meal, strangers.

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