It’s election year here too in Puerto Rico. Posters are up all around town. Each one makes me think of a senior photo headshot.
My neighbor told me Sra Evelyn is positioned to win. And apparently she’s my neighbor! Huh.
Those who have enough money slap their faces on the side of a vehicle. Also, why not blare your message from the HUGE speakers mounted on top of a truck? Everyone wants to hear it. Even while they are getting a massage.
I don’t plan on voting, but if I did, I might have to vote for Evelyn. Because…laser beams are coming out of her head!
I notice the laser beams now and say “Pew! Pew! Pew!” when we pass a poster…lol.